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These deodorants
          Are a rip-off.

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They always run out
             By the time I get
             To my feet.

3
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Dick, the mail's here.

4
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Ooh, it's my package
   From the carousel cd club.

5
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- you infiltrated a club?
   - good work, harry!

6
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I got 10 cds
    For one penny.

7
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All I've got to do
Is buy eight more
At regular store prices

8
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Which are
Often at or below
Retail store prices.

9
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- well, way to go.
      - like taking candy
        From a baby.

10
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Such primitive
Technology.

11
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I wonder if the people
     On this planet
     Will ever discover

12
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The superior sound
       Of vinyl.

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- what kind
   Of music did you get?
 - I told them to surprise me.

14
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Man:
            <I> ♪ oi ♪</I>

15
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-<I> ( techno pop playing )</I>
  - well, this is surprising.

16
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Uh... Why am I
             Doing this?

17
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<I> ♪ down on the street</I>
     <I> there is violence ♪</I>

18
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Same reason I'm doing
           This, I suppose.

19
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This is very powerful.

20
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I'm feelin' funky.

21
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This is not good.

22
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- I can't stop!
        - nobody panic.

23
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- let's get out of here!
   -<I> ♪ we gonna rock down to</I>
   <I>  electric avenue ♪</I>

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<I> ♪ and then we'll</I>
       <I> take it higher ♪</I>

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<I> ♪ oh, we gonna rock down</I>
     <I> to electric avenue ♪</I>

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<I> ( '50s rock music playing )</I>

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Enriched wheat flour,
   Butylated hydroxyanisole,

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Sodium acid pyrophosphate.

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Needs more butylated
      Hydroxyanisole.

30
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Isn't this interesting?

31
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They opened up
    A hard rock cafe
    In vietnam.

32
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The world
       Has changed, huh?

33
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It sure has.

34
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Once it was completely
     Covered with ice.

35
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The administration
    Office called.

36
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They contacted stanford
    About transferring
    Your graduate records,

37
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But they don't seem
      To have them.

38
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Are you implying that
       I don't have records?

39
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All humans have records,
        And I'm a human.

40
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Therefore, I have records.

41
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I'm sorry, but
Stanford says they have
No record of you at all.

42
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Oh, those incompetents.

43
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Do I have to fly out
        To denver and straighten
        This out myself?

44
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Stanford's in california,
Not denver.

45
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Well, that explains it.
      They lost my records
      In the move.

46
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So you were at stanford
    In the '60s.

47
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- ah, who wasn't?
      - I was at berkeley.

48
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God, that takes me back.

49
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I remember I was
        At stanford once
        To protest at--

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There's only two things
         I know about the '60s:

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I wasn't born yet,
           And no one cares.
           Peace.

52
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- I guess you
         Had to be there.
       - apparently so.

53
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Out-of-control,
        Mind-numbing,

54
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Self-destructive fun.

55
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It sounds like a cliché,

56
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But I actually remember
    Burning my bra

57
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In front of the lincoln
    Reflecting pool.

58
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I hope you had
   The good sense to jump in
   And put yourself out.

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God, I was a rebel.

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♪ how many roads ♪

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♪ must a... ♪

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♪ man walk down ♪

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♪ before they ♪

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♪ call... Him... A... ♪

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( discordant note plays )

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♪ man? ♪

67
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( hums melody )

68
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You wouldn't believe it
    To look at me now,

69
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But back then
      I was a wild woman.

70
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If I wanted
        To do something,
        I just did it.

71
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- did you ever drop acid?
   - oh, constantly.

72
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- you did a lot of tripping?
  - that's how I dropped
    The acid.

73
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No, seriously,
        I want to know.

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- were you involved
     In any movements?
   - well, uh, uh, this one.

75
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( imitating three stooges)
It's one of my favorites.

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Dr. Solomon,
          Every time

77
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I ask you
        About your past,

78
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You change the subject.

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You know who keeps changing
     The subject all the time?
     My students.

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One of them
        Is going to alaska.
        How's your brother?

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- dick, I'm here.  Let's go.
  - you heard him.  Gotta go.

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- you call your
          Father dick?
        - yeah.

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When he was younger,
   I used to call him peanut.

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Have to run.
    See you tomorrow.
Have a wonderful night.

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<I> ♪ what about tommy? ♪</I>

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<I> ♪ he'll miss you</I>
       <I> when you go ♪</I>

87
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<I> ♪ ma's on her own ♪</I>

88
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<I> ♪ karen's almost grown ♪</I>

89
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This is so sad.

90
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<I> ♪  worried so... ♪</I>

91
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Country singers have
Really tough lives.

92
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-<I> ♪ stay with dad awhile ♪</I>
  - why?

93
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<I> ( music stops )</I>

94
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What's her complaint?
         She lives in a trailer.

95
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She could just
            Roll away somewhere,

96
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And the cd club
           Would never find her.

97
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What are you
    Talking about?

98
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Do you have any idea
      What's involved with this?

99
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The paperwork,
           The decisions.

100
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Why didn't I go
           With the cheese
           Of the month club?

101
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No guesswork,

102
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Just cheese.

103
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That was a fiasco.
       You're the information
       Officer.

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How can you brief us
  On american history and
  Leave out an entire decade?

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So I left out the '60s.

106
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Exactly how far back
      Did you establish
      Our identities?

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Five or six... Months.

108
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Your assignment
        Was to provide

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Full and complete
    Histories for all of us.

110
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I had a book report due
    On "Are you there, god?
    It's me, margaret."

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Tommy, I'm not sure
        You understand

112
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The importance of this.

113
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Humans are creations
      Of their past.

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Society, culture,
       Even biology,

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Demand that they carry around
 Their past like baggage.

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And your lack
    Of effort almost exposed
    The entire operation.

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Fine.  So from now on,
    My homework comes last.

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Those are the house
      Rules, mister.

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Hello!  Hello!

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- I found those books
       On the '60s.
     - good, good.

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- never mind
       The bourbon stains.
     - thank you, mrs. D.

122
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Oh, the '60s.
             What a lovely,
             Lovely decade.

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A lot of the stuff
         In this apartment
         Is from the '60s.

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Boy, classic things
    Never go out of style.

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Those long-haired freaks
Thought they were so cool.

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Let me tell you
            One thing.

127
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I was reading poetry
          With jack kerouac

128
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In a cage in 1956,

129
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Both of us buck naked.

130
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Yes, well, thank you

131
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For that disturbing visual.

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I didn't hear
               Kerouac complain.

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Aw, "The electric
    Kool-aid acid test."

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- getting nostalgic?
    - ah, yes, "Those were
      The days, my friend."

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But you know,
        All this uproar,

136
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All this rhetoric,
      All this talk about
Mass movements--

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What's happening here?

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History is made
       By the individual,
       Not by the masses.

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- who said that?
        - I did.

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- no, where is that from?
   - my mouth.

141
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No, somebody said that.

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Hello.

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This is so weird.

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This is so weird.

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- right on.
     - you've been rinsed
       And hung out to dry.

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Think about it.
        Dig it, babe.

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That's what's happening.

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History is made
           By the individual,
           Not by the masses.

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00:08:01,482 --> 00:08:05,049
- who said that?
        - I did.

150
00:08:05,051 --> 00:08:06,852
Wow!

151
00:08:06,854 --> 00:08:08,854
- all: wow!
      - that's beautiful.

152
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Wow!

153
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- what's the matter?
     - I couldn't put it
       Together until now.

154
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It finally clicked--
The evasiveness,

155
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Consistencies
    In your past.

156
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Dick solomon is a false
Identity, isn't it?

157
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False identity?  Me?
            ( laughs )

158
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You could have
Trusted me, you know.

159
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- well, I, I, I, I--
   - there are so many people
     In the government

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Who would love to get
Their hands on you.

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You can't
            Let that happen.

162
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They'd parade me around
         Like an animal.

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Don't worry.

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Your secret's safe
With me, manny.

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Manny rosenberg.

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- but I'm not
        Manny rosenberg--
      - of course not,

167
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Because manny rosenberg

168
00:09:00,641 --> 00:09:02,641
Is still being hunted

169
00:09:02,643 --> 00:09:05,944
By the fbi.

170
00:09:05,946 --> 00:09:07,879
For food or sport?

171
00:09:10,517 --> 00:09:13,451
<I> ♪ wake me up</I>
      <I> before you go-go ♪</I>

172
00:09:13,453 --> 00:09:16,354
<I> ♪ don't leave me</I>
               <I> hanging on</I>
               <I> like a yo-yo ♪</I>

173
00:09:16,356 --> 00:09:19,424
<I> ♪ wake me up</I>
<I> before you go-go... ♪</I>

174
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- so manny rosenberg was--
   -<I> ♪ wake me up... ♪</I>

175
00:09:22,829 --> 00:09:25,496
- what?
     -<I> ♪ before you go-go ♪</I>

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Manny rosenberg
        Was an act--

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-<I> ♪ wake me up... ♪</I>
      - what?

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00:09:29,436 --> 00:09:31,836
Excuse me.

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( music stops )

180
00:09:35,842 --> 00:09:38,209
Okay, where was I?

181
00:09:38,211 --> 00:09:40,211
Manny rosenberg
        Was an activist

182
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Involved in inciting
      A riot in 1971.

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00:09:42,783 --> 00:09:45,116
- is there anything else?
  - I'm looking, I'm looking.

184
00:09:45,118 --> 00:09:47,752
All right,
             I found another box
             In the basement.

185
00:09:47,754 --> 00:09:49,754
- what's "X-mas"?
       - I don't know,

186
00:09:49,756 --> 00:09:52,791
But it's got to be
       Something psychedelic.
       Check this out.

187
00:09:52,793 --> 00:09:54,826
- this is heavy.
        - far out.

188
00:09:54,828 --> 00:09:58,096
- my mind is blown.
      - who is this?

189
00:09:58,098 --> 00:10:00,131
I think it's
        Jerry garcia.

190
00:10:01,835 --> 00:10:04,202
Look, here's a picture
          Of manny rosenberg.

191
00:10:04,204 --> 00:10:06,204
He looks exactly
                Like you.

192
00:10:06,206 --> 00:10:08,206
Oh, damn!

193
00:10:08,208 --> 00:10:10,609
I was supposed to get
A completely original body.

194
00:10:10,611 --> 00:10:12,477
Those guys in research
    Can't do anything right.

195
00:10:12,479 --> 00:10:14,512
What do you expect?
They're non-union.

196
00:10:14,514 --> 00:10:16,347
This could really
       Be trouble.

197
00:10:16,349 --> 00:10:17,916
Tommy, how are you coming
   Along with our histories?

198
00:10:17,918 --> 00:10:19,884
I have them right here--

199
00:10:19,886 --> 00:10:22,053
Legal documents,
        School records,

200
00:10:22,055 --> 00:10:24,089
Doctored pictures,
       The works.

201
00:10:24,091 --> 00:10:26,925
Dick solomon,
    Class nerd, held back
    By a domineering mother,

202
00:10:26,927 --> 00:10:30,595
Went to work for nasa in '74,
 But was fired after a minor
 Procurement scandal.

203
00:10:30,597 --> 00:10:32,597
Newspaper clippings
Are enclosed.

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00:10:32,599 --> 00:10:35,166
Major burnout led to
A string of second-rate
Teaching jobs,

205
00:10:35,168 --> 00:10:37,535
- yada, yada, yada,
Ending up here.
      - this is excellent.

206
00:10:37,537 --> 00:10:40,705
- what about me?
      - stockbroker during
        The greedy '80s.

207
00:10:40,707 --> 00:10:43,441
Made and lost
Several fortunes before
Psychological problems

208
00:10:43,443 --> 00:10:46,778
And gender confusion
Led to a sex change
Operation in 1988.

209
00:10:48,782 --> 00:10:51,516
- I'm next.
    - harry, you're adopted,

210
00:10:51,518 --> 00:10:53,885
But we haven't
    Told you yet.

211
00:10:55,455 --> 00:10:58,422
Ohh, that's gonna hurt.

212
00:11:05,065 --> 00:11:07,098
Dr. Albright,
     I'm glad you're here.

213
00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:09,134
Good morning,
         Dr. Solomon.

214
00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:13,204
Yes, well, I'd
        Like to clear up

215
00:11:13,206 --> 00:11:15,506
A few misunderstandings
    About yesterday.

216
00:11:15,508 --> 00:11:17,508
For some reason,
            You mistakenly think

217
00:11:17,510 --> 00:11:19,978
That I'm this
         Manny rosenberg fellow.

218
00:11:19,980 --> 00:11:22,147
Don't even bother.

219
00:11:22,149 --> 00:11:24,315
I told you
    You could trust me.

220
00:11:24,317 --> 00:11:27,652
You probably don't
    Remember, but we've
    Actually met before.

221
00:11:27,654 --> 00:11:29,954
You spoke
    At my campus in '69.

222
00:11:29,956 --> 00:11:33,224
Now, that's impossible.
       I was in the circus then.

223
00:11:33,226 --> 00:11:36,194
The flying solomoskis.
          There were six of us.

224
00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:39,363
Two of us plunged
           To our deaths.

225
00:11:39,365 --> 00:11:43,101
I don't expect you
To remember me, what with
All the people you've met.

226
00:11:43,103 --> 00:11:46,537
You're sitting on my desk.
   You've never done
   That before.

227
00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:49,540
Do you remember ever being
At berkeley, at a rally?

228
00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:53,111
You're not listening to me.
     I brought all this in
     To prove to you--

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00:11:53,113 --> 00:11:56,114
- the stories
          You must have.
        - what?

230
00:11:56,116 --> 00:11:59,050
You know I'd be lying
If I said I found this

231
00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:00,985
Less than intriguing.

232
00:12:08,261 --> 00:12:11,196
Well, all those
         Years underground,
         You do a lot of living.

233
00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:20,105
Harry?

234
00:12:20,107 --> 00:12:23,608
You got another package
From the cd club.

235
00:12:23,610 --> 00:12:27,112
I don't have time to listen
To the ones I have.

236
00:12:27,114 --> 00:12:30,115
Those demons,
       They're not human.

237
00:12:30,117 --> 00:12:32,217
Neither are we.

238
00:12:32,219 --> 00:12:35,720
Well, yeah, but we have
    An excuse.  Hello.

239
00:12:37,824 --> 00:12:39,891
I'm off to dr. Albright's.

240
00:12:39,893 --> 00:12:42,827
- she bought
      My phony profile, huh?
    - I don't even need it.

241
00:12:42,829 --> 00:12:45,529
She likes me much better,
   Now that she thinks
   I'm manny.

242
00:12:45,531 --> 00:12:48,032
Oh, great,
         So after all
         I went through

243
00:12:48,034 --> 00:12:50,034
Creating a background
     For you?

244
00:12:50,036 --> 00:12:52,637
Do you realize I got you
A weekend in cancún

245
00:12:52,639 --> 00:12:54,906
With twin gymnasts?

246
00:12:54,908 --> 00:12:57,475
All I got at the orphanage
   Was a beating

247
00:12:57,477 --> 00:13:00,411
When I asked
        For more gruel.

248
00:13:04,084 --> 00:13:07,718
<I> ♪ one pill makes</I>
       <I> you larger ♪</I>

249
00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:11,823
-<I> ♪ and one pill</I>
      <I> </I> makes you small ♪
      - ( knocking )

250
00:13:14,194 --> 00:13:16,194
- hello.
           - for you.

251
00:13:16,196 --> 00:13:18,296
You shouldn't have.

252
00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:20,298
I'm glad you came.

253
00:13:21,501 --> 00:13:24,402
And to think
    All this time

254
00:13:24,404 --> 00:13:26,470
I was just a desk away

255
00:13:26,472 --> 00:13:28,639
From danger.

256
00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:31,709
The thought of the fbi
Watching us right now

257
00:13:31,711 --> 00:13:33,778
Is such a turn-on.

258
00:13:33,780 --> 00:13:36,514
Yes.  And even
If I wasn't manny,

259
00:13:36,516 --> 00:13:38,516
It would be
           Just as exciting.

260
00:13:38,518 --> 00:13:41,219
Don't be silly.

261
00:13:41,221 --> 00:13:43,688
Ooh!

262
00:13:43,690 --> 00:13:45,824
Are these...
    "Magic" brownies?

263
00:13:45,826 --> 00:13:47,826
Pepperidge farm.

264
00:13:49,629 --> 00:13:52,964
You know, I think
    I have something.

265
00:13:52,966 --> 00:13:56,367
I found it when
        I moved eight years ago.
        It's in the freezer.

266
00:13:56,369 --> 00:13:58,369
It's a joint.

267
00:13:58,371 --> 00:14:00,371
Oh, a doobie.

268
00:14:00,373 --> 00:14:02,640
Let's bogart
        That fat boy.

269
00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:08,146
You know what I regret?
    I never made it
    To woodstock.

270
00:14:08,148 --> 00:14:10,915
Ah, yes, woodstock,
     The three-day concert

271
00:14:10,917 --> 00:14:13,051
Held on a farm
      In upstate new york

272
00:14:13,053 --> 00:14:16,120
That included
    Many of the most popular
    Music bands of the time,

273
00:14:16,122 --> 00:14:18,789
Felt to be the culmination
   Of the counterculture
   Movement,

274
00:14:18,791 --> 00:14:22,727
Captured by
     The song, "Woodstock,"
     By joni mitchell.

275
00:14:22,729 --> 00:14:24,729
- found it!
   - the song was popularized

276
00:14:24,731 --> 00:14:27,165
By crosby, stills and nash,
       Which is ironic

277
00:14:27,167 --> 00:14:29,167
Since theirs was the more
       Commercial version

278
00:14:29,169 --> 00:14:32,103
Which is the antithesis
         Of the spirit
         Of the festival.

279
00:14:34,074 --> 00:14:36,107
Here we go.

280
00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:46,951
This isn't a joint.

281
00:14:46,953 --> 00:14:48,887
It's a frozen french fry.

282
00:14:51,024 --> 00:14:54,525
Oh, well, I guess we'll
Just settle for wine.

283
00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:02,533
You're an inspiration
To all...

284
00:15:02,535 --> 00:15:05,970
Neo-trotskyite
Anti-stalinist marxists.

285
00:15:05,972 --> 00:15:08,907
You know,
       You're pretty tuned in
       For a bourgeois chick.

286
00:15:22,122 --> 00:15:24,688
Meet me on the waterbed
       Upstairs in five minutes.

287
00:15:24,690 --> 00:15:26,857
Oh, and, uh...

288
00:15:26,859 --> 00:15:28,826
Lose the pins.

289
00:15:35,201 --> 00:15:37,201
<I> ( beads rattle )</I>

290
00:15:39,572 --> 00:15:41,572
What?

291
00:15:41,574 --> 00:15:44,542
Here's to... Waterbeds.

292
00:15:44,544 --> 00:15:46,777
Here's to...

293
00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:48,712
Floor lamps.

294
00:15:52,485 --> 00:15:55,719
Hello.
    Carousel cd club?

295
00:15:55,721 --> 00:15:58,323
- I'll call back later.
  - do not hang up that phone.

296
00:15:58,325 --> 00:16:00,325
You can do
This, harry.

297
00:16:00,327 --> 00:16:03,661
You can take
            Your mind back,

298
00:16:03,663 --> 00:16:05,830
Or at least
           What's left of it.

299
00:16:05,832 --> 00:16:08,333
Okay, sally, I will.

300
00:16:08,335 --> 00:16:12,170
Listen to me, buster.
     I'm not happy, and I
     Want my money back.

301
00:16:12,172 --> 00:16:15,239
- very good.
       - I'm supposed to
         Press "2" now.

302
00:16:17,143 --> 00:16:20,979
Yes.  Hello?
        We need to talk.

303
00:16:20,981 --> 00:16:22,981
I'm at a place
    In my life

304
00:16:22,983 --> 00:16:25,583
Where I'm just not ready
For this kind of commitment.

305
00:16:25,585 --> 00:16:28,586
I think it's best
      That we break free,

306
00:16:28,588 --> 00:16:30,855
Go our separate ways.

307
00:16:30,857 --> 00:16:32,857
You will?

308
00:16:32,859 --> 00:16:35,193
Oh, thanks!

309
00:16:35,195 --> 00:16:37,195
Hmm?

310
00:16:37,197 --> 00:16:39,197
Well...

311
00:16:39,199 --> 00:16:41,532
Yes, I guess
       I do have a friend

312
00:16:41,534 --> 00:16:44,035
Who might be interested.

313
00:16:44,037 --> 00:16:46,804
Her name is
         Sally solomon.

314
00:16:53,213 --> 00:16:55,880
Oh!  Oh,
    I can't believe

315
00:16:55,882 --> 00:16:58,449
We're doing this.

316
00:16:58,451 --> 00:17:01,386
Your hands are
          So small and delicate.

317
00:17:02,822 --> 00:17:04,822
I'm not positive,

318
00:17:04,824 --> 00:17:07,892
But I think I can fit
           Your entire foot
           In my mouth.

319
00:17:07,894 --> 00:17:09,894
Oh!

320
00:17:09,896 --> 00:17:11,929
You are a superfreak.

321
00:17:11,931 --> 00:17:14,298
"The kind you don't
         Take home to mother."

322
00:17:14,300 --> 00:17:17,668
Oh, manny, manny!

323
00:17:19,572 --> 00:17:21,506
Now I'm feeling
        A moral dilemma.

324
00:17:22,808 --> 00:17:25,043
I'm not sure I can
Go through with this.

325
00:17:25,045 --> 00:17:26,911
My bedroom's upstairs.

326
00:17:27,980 --> 00:17:30,181
Race ya.

327
00:17:31,251 --> 00:17:33,184
Oh, what the hell.

328
00:17:41,761 --> 00:17:44,195
- what the hell...?
   - don't be uptight, babe.

329
00:17:44,197 --> 00:17:46,164
Leave your hang-ups
      In suburbia.

330
00:17:48,734 --> 00:17:51,969
- you're leaving?
   - you bet your bippy I am.

331
00:17:56,943 --> 00:17:59,777
- dick: hey!
     - you miserable creep!

332
00:17:59,779 --> 00:18:02,046
- I don't understand.
     - think about it.

333
00:18:02,048 --> 00:18:05,015
It's like you
       Put a purple haze
       Inside my brain.

334
00:18:05,017 --> 00:18:06,951
Give it a rest.

335
00:18:06,953 --> 00:18:09,920
- what did I do wrong?
    - you know what you did.

336
00:18:11,357 --> 00:18:14,292
Come on, manny.
        Berkeley.

337
00:18:14,294 --> 00:18:18,096
Oh, you're mad
         At manny.

338
00:18:18,098 --> 00:18:20,465
Yes, dr. Albright

339
00:18:20,467 --> 00:18:22,500
Is mad at manny.

340
00:18:22,502 --> 00:18:24,935
Oh!  Oh, manny.
            It's okay

341
00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:27,105
Because I have something
    To tell you

342
00:18:27,107 --> 00:18:29,273
That's going to straighten
   This whole thing out.

343
00:18:29,275 --> 00:18:31,442
I'm not manny.

344
00:18:32,778 --> 00:18:34,778
Isn't that ironic?

345
00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:37,948
Right, you're
         Not manny.

346
00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:39,950
You just look
       Exactly like him,

347
00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:41,952
Know everything
        About his past,

348
00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:45,089
And have been carrying on
   This ridiculous charade
   For three days.

349
00:18:45,091 --> 00:18:47,191
You know me so well.

350
00:18:48,661 --> 00:18:50,761
Boy, I have been handed

351
00:18:50,763 --> 00:18:52,763
Some lame stories
       In my life,

352
00:18:52,765 --> 00:18:54,765
But you take the cake.

353
00:18:54,767 --> 00:18:57,101
I don't want the cake.
     I want you.

354
00:19:00,106 --> 00:19:03,541
Oh, my god,
       You<I> are</I> dick solomon.

355
00:19:06,179 --> 00:19:09,680
And you let me make
      A complete fool of myself!

356
00:19:09,682 --> 00:19:13,384
- how could you do that?
   - I wanted to tell you.
     I was going to tell you.

357
00:19:13,386 --> 00:19:16,720
- what stopped you?
     - I thought you
       Might sleep with me.

358
00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:21,492
Oh.

359
00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:24,195
- now I understand.
     - oh, thank goodness.

360
00:19:26,533 --> 00:19:28,666
Get out!

361
00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:32,170
You selfish, inconsiderate,
  Opportunistic bastard!

362
00:19:32,172 --> 00:19:33,871
You're right.

363
00:19:35,208 --> 00:19:37,175
I guess I'll be going.

364
00:19:38,844 --> 00:19:41,679
About inconsiderate,
     I did bring brownies.

365
00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:43,648
Oh...
    ( mutters )

366
00:19:47,487 --> 00:19:51,322
I sure am glad we
Won't be getting any more
Of these cds in the mail.

367
00:19:51,324 --> 00:19:53,691
Yeah, and even
             If we do,

368
00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:57,461
There's no reason to think
      That I would have anything
      To do with it

369
00:19:57,463 --> 00:20:00,198
'cause I didn't.

370
00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:02,300
Dick, someone's
Here to see you.

371
00:20:02,302 --> 00:20:05,135
I don't want to be seen.
        Tell them that
        I'm not here.

372
00:20:05,137 --> 00:20:07,271
Here's not here,
          Dr. Albright,
So go away.

373
00:20:07,273 --> 00:20:09,273
Mary!  Mary!

374
00:20:09,275 --> 00:20:12,076
You've come
                    Back to me

375
00:20:12,078 --> 00:20:14,712
Because you've forgiven me
      For what I've done

376
00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:17,348
And-- and because
               You realize

377
00:20:17,350 --> 00:20:19,584
That my deceit,
          Although sophomoric,

378
00:20:19,586 --> 00:20:22,520
Was meant as a pure
           Gesture of affection.

379
00:20:22,522 --> 00:20:24,755
Well, some of that.

380
00:20:24,757 --> 00:20:27,658
Would you leave
      The two of us alone
      For a minute?

381
00:20:27,660 --> 00:20:30,428
Sure.

382
00:20:30,430 --> 00:20:32,663
Remember every word.
We want all the details.

383
00:20:32,665 --> 00:20:34,432
Will do.

384
00:20:37,002 --> 00:20:39,503
Look, I-- I may
    Have overreacted

385
00:20:39,505 --> 00:20:41,772
To this manny thing.

386
00:20:41,774 --> 00:20:44,442
And I understand
That men have a tendency

387
00:20:44,444 --> 00:20:47,311
To go overboard
    To impress me.
    I understand that.

388
00:20:47,313 --> 00:20:49,647
The only reason
         I pretended to be manny

389
00:20:49,649 --> 00:20:52,316
Is because you liked him
        So much more than me.

390
00:20:52,318 --> 00:20:54,552
Manny wasn't
        What he seemed,

391
00:20:54,554 --> 00:20:57,722
But you are exactly
      What you seem.

392
00:20:57,724 --> 00:20:59,724
And I'll admit that

393
00:20:59,726 --> 00:21:01,892
Your lack of nuance
    Is refreshing.

394
00:21:01,894 --> 00:21:03,894
Damn, I think
             I'm wearing

395
00:21:03,896 --> 00:21:05,829
Harry's underwear again.

396
00:21:05,831 --> 00:21:08,599
Well, a little nuance
    Wouldn't hurt.

397
00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:10,801
So we're still friends?

398
00:21:11,937 --> 00:21:13,871
Peace.

399
00:21:15,541 --> 00:21:17,575
<I> ( "A whiter shade of pale"</I>
           <I> playing )</I>

400
00:21:21,981 --> 00:21:25,249
<I> ( '50s rock music playing )</I>